Moderation: "No! You can *not* have the entire bag of raisins... only HALF!"
Restraint: "But Honey...they aren't hurting the television...let them play up there a little while longer!"
Scheduled feedings: "Yes Master Ferret, I'm coming right away with your food!"
Going for a walk: "Come *on* Bubba...we are all walking *this* way! Please? Pretty Please? Ok, I'll carry you some more..."
Cleaning the house: "No! Don't drag that back out! I'm cleaning here! Wait...your litter box! What about trying your litter box just *once*?"
Closed Door: Wait...those aren't allowed...next?
Panty Hose: Not while a ferret is out and about!
House Plants: Yeah...right...
Toys: Eh heh...what isn't?
Cats: Self-Propelled Ferret Toys
Freshly-made Bed: Ferret Tunnel Freeway
Bath Soap: Chew Toy
Trash Can: Playground
Sand Box: Heaven
Toes: The enemy
Sleeping Human: Something to be investigated, walked on and ear-cleaned.
Putting Away Groceries: Well, it depends on who/what gets to them first, as to where they are put away now, doesn't it?
"Used" Diapers: Ferret Magnets
Lip Stick: Ferret tootsie-rolls
Remote Controls: Chew Toys
Cordless Phones: Chew Toys
Pens and Pencils: Chew Toys
Wallets and keys: Items to be stashed.
Bag of Potting Soil: heheheh!
Pots and Pans: Musical Instruments